problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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