Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think my moral compass just broke
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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