Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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