I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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