he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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