you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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