what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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