i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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