About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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