oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
