He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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