Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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