so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Someone shattered a urinal.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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