All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
