im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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