Nicole vs. Life
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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