no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
