ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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