you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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