PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Drunk is not a location!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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