lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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