They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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