you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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