ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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