kristin has been a bad kristin
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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