I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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