Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
