He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
do herpes really smell.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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