On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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