Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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