remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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