Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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