If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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