smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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