I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This is my life. Enjoy the view
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
