I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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