Michael Bay diarrhea
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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