Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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