Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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