As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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