is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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