It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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