so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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