I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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