what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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