If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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