Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
my shit smells like andre
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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