Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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