I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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