I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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