I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I will be naked everywhere
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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