8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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