Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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