There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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