okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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