Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
